Journal: News & Comment

Good luck, sir!

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Here is the complete text of an e-mail I received this morning. It is now my weirdest piece of spam ever:

From: mikey@email.com
Date: Sun, 24 Nov 2002 05:22:07 +0530
Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator needed! Wwyg

Hello,
If you are a Time Traveler I am going to need
the following:

1. A modified mind warping Dimensional Warp
Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with
memory adapter.

2. Reliable carbon based, or silicon based time
transducing capacitor.

I need a reliable source!! Please only reply if you
are reliable. Send a (SEPARATE) email to me at:
hornty1@email.com

dkm13dkli288887tovQYujnWiRE

Below is the result of your feedback form. It was
submitted by (mikey@email.com) on Sunday,
November 24, 2002 at 05:22:07
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pjXpoxnnUE27701: Fgb SrA sxxlwos

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So, you know, if anyone can help Mikey out, feel free.

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