I've put together 14 high-quality original podsafe instrumental tunes from my Penmachine Podcast into a CD album you can buy. It also includes a bonus data DVD with a bunch of cool stuff that isn't on this website. Find out more...
[UPDATE: Three more items added on April 2, 2004.]
When hands need to be wiped, any nearby surface, regardless of its composition, will do. (Kleenex? Bathroom mirror? Fancy silky white holiday dress? Bedsheets? A parent's hair? Priceless mahogany carving? All fine.)
Ketchup is worth fighting over.
Puddles are to be gone through, never around.
Being carried bodily from one room to another without waking up is no problem at all.
Car windows are always better open, even if it is raining, sleeting, or well below freezing outside.